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Battlefield Earth
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Aug 22, 2008 at 09:24 AM

Holy Crap!  Have you seen this movie?  I cannot begin to tell you how bad this movie is.  I mean, it's just terrible all around.

Acting:  Terrible
Writing:  Terrible
Catering:  Terrible
Makeup:  Terrible
Post-Apocalyptic Grunting:  Terrible

However, the movie is so incredibly preposterous that it launches straight into unintentional farce.  This movie is funny the way the Special Olympics are sometimes funny; the people involved seem to be really into it, but watching from the sidelines things seem more than a little silly (no offense to Special Olympians, you are way better than this movie).

Favorite parts of this movie:

  • Stone-age humans comparing learning how to fly a Harrier Jump Jet to learning to ride a horse.
  • Said stone-age humans defeating the alien occupiers with same Harrier Jump Jets (I guess we should have used those during the invasion).
  • People grunting like monkeys.
  • The bad guys believing the lame explanation of why the gold ore is magically being given to them in the form of gold bricks.
  • The grade school machinations of the bad guys.

I know there are more, but it's been a long time since I've seen this movie.  Please, the next time you're getting together with a bunch of friends to watch a movie, pick this one up.  You'll have a great time making fun of it together (unless you're Scientologists, then I'm sorry, please don't try to destroy me).

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Written by Administrator   
Aug 22, 2008 at 12:16 AM

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Can I change the format of the Home Page?
Written by Administrator   
Nov 21, 2005 at 11:58 PM
Yes, and it is very easy to do. The formatting of the Home Page -- the number of columns, the number of articles, etc. -- is controlled by the Parameters tab found on the Main Menu Item "Home". GoTo: MENU>MAINMENU and select HOME. In the right column you will see the Parameters...
Last Updated ( Nov 22, 2005 at 12:00 AM )
Can users edit content from the front end?
Written by Administrator   
Nov 21, 2005 at 06:49 PM
Yes, if they are registered users who are logged into the system, and if you have given them permission. There are three user levels which have this power:
  • Author - This group allows a user to post content, usually via a link in the User Menu.
  • Editor - This group allows a user to post and edit any content item from the Front-end.
  • Publisher - This group allows a user to post, edit and publish any content item from the Front-end.
Last Updated ( Nov 21, 2005 at 11:41 PM )
Can I show different users different content?
Written by Administrator   
Nov 21, 2005 at 06:16 PM
Within limits. The Mia User Manager currently only supports a few levels ("groups") of users. You can show different content to different groups, but you cannot show each individual user a unique set of content. Put another way, every user in the group will see the same content as the other users in the group. If you really need this functionality, there are some third party components which add additional flexibility.
Last Updated ( Nov 21, 2005 at 11:42 PM )
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